The villain has the hero at gunpoint. Everything seems lost. Then the hero has an amazing idea: Make them talk. So the hero says “Now since I am as good as dead, tell me: Why are you doing this?”
The villain smiles and shoots him.
Sobs happily, applauds, and awards the appropriate merit badge (#005).
a ravenclaw inventing a spell like “ive enchanted this quill so that one dip in an inkwell and it will be able to draw from that inkwell until its out! no redipping!” and their muggle born friend just
"a…pen.you literally just used magic to make a pen"
And then the muggleborn gives them a normal pen and they’re just like “how does it workOH MY MERLIN IT CLICKS” and they just spend the whole class clicking their pen
so my mum told me that as a kid she would peel an apple and throw the peel over her shoulder, and the peel would take the shape of the first letter of her future spouse. naturally, i decided to do it and
i’m f*cking crying
it says ‘no.’
it literally says NO.
oh my god
with a period, end of story.
It ended before it began
Latin American Studies Majors:
Religious Studies Majors:
Women & Gender Studies Majors:
"I don’t understand you when you talk like that"
You know what the worst part of this is?
Does Kristoff Look even the slightest bit confused? The slightest bit troubled? If Kristoff didn’t understand Sven, wouldn’t he at least try?
Kristoff does understand what Sven was saying. There was not a time in the entire movie where he does not understand him. They are best friends. They have some sort of telepathic thing going on.
Also, you know who gives Sven a mind? A voice? Kristoff. He’s the one who voices Sven. So basically here he’s saying that he doesn’t understand what himself is thinking.
Because he knows that in his heart, he wants to be with Anna, but dismisses it as fast as he can because he knows will never have a chance.
You killed thousands of people and destroyed Manhattan, Loki.
Adding these tags from Lokithesnarkworld:
#yeah…#kind of like thor#thor attacked jotunheim#and slaughtered frost giants over an insult#as I recall#he was banished to a nice midgardian town for three days#found a girlfriend#and returned to asgard a celebrated hero#I don’t remember any chains#or rigged trial#or much fuss of any kind#funny how that worked#also#there was more fuss over loki returning to asgard a criminal#than there was over loki falling off the bifrost#and presumably dying#it doesn’t matter odin if loki’s broken and suicidal#and most likely dead#but as soon as loki steps out of line#there’s a fuss#loki#odin#thor 2
Thor didn’t get a trial.